This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
Do you know why I woke up with a half peeled lemon in my purse with a post-it that said "eat me" on it?
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
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