Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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