I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
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