In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
Fastest way to get judgmental looks on a Sunday morning: wear sunglasses inside carrying a case of beer and thin mints at the grocery store. May or may not have ran into the glass door.
Gotta love Minnesota
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
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