a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
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