Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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