i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
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