Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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