I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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