Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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