He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
I hate being near you and not being able to do what I want. It's like a recovering alcoholic tending bar. I feel like Sam Malone. Except I can't bang the cute chick I work with.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
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