Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
Is Oprah even human
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
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