just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
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