you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
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