I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Did you just see the Batmobile???
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
"I wonder if vinegar is some sort of magical hangover cure" "...no I was definitely still drunk and drinking vinegar because I was thirsty"
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
Randomize
