We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
I will be naked everywhere
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
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