Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
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