my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
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