I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
The power of my boobs compel you
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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