Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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