guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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