Picture the opening band right now: euro, beer guts, one member in oversized hipster lumberjack apparel, the other in childsized american apparel and shorts. Singing in german.
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
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