super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
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