he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
woke up in my one night stand's bed and barfed all over her floor. she came back from the bathroom, looked at the vomit, looked at me and said "normally i'd tell you to clean it and get the fuck out, but i remember the sex was good, so i'll let it go." Score.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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