please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
Then you screamed in her face to shut up about thick thighs saving lives because actually they can suffocate people during oral sex
Drunk me is very safety conscious And apparently just as annoyed by her as sober me
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