so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
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