that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
Just want the two of you to know, I went to a golf tournament today. Respectable, expensive… Flipped the golf cart. Seriously, I'm 40. What the fuck?
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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