White coat. Heels.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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