we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
I think a kid would responsible me up
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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