having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
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