we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
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