Cold hands, warm shart.
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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