We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
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