I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
They totally botched my boob job. My tits look like they're are winking.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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