Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
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