between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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