bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
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