just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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