): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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