Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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