So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
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