There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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