are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
so let's talk penis.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
Randomize