This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
Sponge bath it is.
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
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