Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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