You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
in mid sex he pointed out my great gatsby tattoo and we started discussing themes and metaphors from our fave fitzgerald novels
you need to stop fucking English majors
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