wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
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