it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
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