if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
The whole time you were apparently enduring your pukescapades, I was singing very loudly in the car to Beyonce on my way to get a post-coitus Diet Coke.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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