Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
He pulled a kid having a seizure out of a car and stayed with him until the ambulance came.
he what???
Not kidding. My ovaries cannot handle this shit...swear next time he'll rescue a bunch of pound puppies and hand them out to lonely orphans.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
Randomize
