hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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