She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
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