I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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