You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
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